Free Patterns

Click here to download the printable pattern! Click here to download the mobile pattern! Happy Holidays!  This year, as some families safely gather and others have zoom celebrations, let us all remember that no matter if we're in one home or connecting from many, there are Hos in each and every house. Here are some sizes for finished projects:  14 Count Aida - 7x5" frame16 Count Aida -7x5 " frame18 Count Aida - 4x6" frame28 Count Evenweave - 3.5x2.5" frame 

Click here to download the printable pattern! Click here to download the mobile pattern! Happy November in the horrendous year of 2020.  I hope everyone had a socially distant halloween and enjoyed a scary movie or 2...because clearly this year isn't scary enough?!  Now that the fun and games are over, it's time to get serious and VOTE!!!  If you haven't voted early or voted by mail already, get you own pen, grab a mask and some hand sanitizer and make your way down your local polling place.  Then sit down and stitch up this quick one because you voted!! ...

Click here to download the printable pattern! Click here to download the mobile pattern! Happy Halloween season!  With jack-o-laterns, skeletons and ghouls (oh my!) I, of course, had to design a snarky, badass, witchy pattern for this month.  I don't worship the devil.  The devil worships me... Here are some sizes for finished projects:  14 Count Aida - 7x5" frame16 Count Aida - 6x4" frame18 Count Aida - 6x4" frame28 Count Evenweave - 3.5x2.5" frame 

Click here to download the printable pattern! Click here to download the mobile pattern! This pattern is perfect for beginners.  Not only will it make a fun project but it's perfect for showing your support of minorities and the fight towards justice.  With one little flag, you can tell everyone that you support LGBTQ, Black Lives Matter, Immigrants, Trans rights and just progress in general. Here are some sizes for finished projects:  14 Count Aida - 6x4" frame16 Count Aida - 5.5x3" frame18 Count Aida - 5.5x3" frame28 Count Evenweave - 3x2" frame 

Click here to download the printable pattern! Click here to download the mobile pattern! Look...If there is a hell, I'm probably going there.  Usually I'm like fine, whatever.  That is until summer comes, and then I turn into a raging bitch at the first droplet of sweat.  If anyone is wondering, I am not ok, I'm melting.  And if you're one of those people who are like *aCtUaLlY voice* "when winter comes you'll be wishing it was summer"  I'm here to tell you to kindly fuck off.  No, I have never once wished for summer weather.  I have wished for...